And Another Thing...
(What is this -- a record? Three blog posts in one day?)
This morning I yelled (out loud), "UGHHH! I hate you, left side of my hair! Why won't you ever do what I want you to do?!?"
I then realized that yelling at hair is probably a sure sign that the next stop on this train is the looney bin. (And blogging about my lunacy is probably even worse.)
This morning I yelled (out loud), "UGHHH! I hate you, left side of my hair! Why won't you ever do what I want you to do?!?"
I then realized that yelling at hair is probably a sure sign that the next stop on this train is the looney bin. (And blogging about my lunacy is probably even worse.)
3 Comments:
You definetely just gained another point with me for this, Lauren. I LOVE it!! Makes me feel less lonely in my insanity ;o)
HA! This was a super funny and honest post. Thanks for looking like a fool, Lauren. Everybody loves it when other people look like fools, too.
Eventually you will reach the end of the line. The train will stop and you will step out of the car, onto the platform. Then you will be faced with a choice: you can either ride the train back to where you came from; try to live in the station, sleeping on benches and eating out of rubbish bins; or get off the train, leave the station and walk off into the world beyond madness.
I chose the third.
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