Mmm, Burned Flesh.
I went to the tanning bed today, and I'm crispy.No, I don't believe in tanning beds. And yes, I am far too Scotch-Irish to tan. I felt really guilty. Like I should be smoking five cigarettes at a time since I was scorching the outside of my body. Might as well scorch the inside too, eh?
Next up? Plastic surgery! (Totally kidding.)
posted by Lauren | 9:34 PM
3 Comments:
That's a great picture of you, Lauren!
Tip for the tanning bed: Only go for like 3-5 minutes your first time. Then just increase that time by a minute everytime you go back. It will be less painful and your tan will last longer.
I only wish I could believe that, Lauren.
Also, as someone who suffered through malignant melanoma in his childhood...just leave the sun where it is and stick to the shadows.
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